vvebkinz:

sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

deantrippe:

last day to reblog

phantastic-phoursome:

maxterbate:

is it spelled doughnuts or donuts what the heck

things like these are the reason why I dont get proper sleep

They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too fucking high. 

tyrellofhousetyrell:

demolitionfrerardist:

what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist

slett:

 

 

America as seen by an Australian

Australia as seen by an American

im cryin

joannanewsome:

oh my god i just witnessed a dramatic breakup between two 13 year olds

the aftermath

poor little fuck

whale-bone:

tibets:

Mac Bath

WAS THIS REALLY WORTH THE JOKE