lanaisqueen:

cocodasies:

coldice:

ilixr:

f-reska:

vaxpur:

Selfie of the century

Oh my god

A MUST HAVE ON MY BLOG

most beautiful selfie of all time

best thing to happen so far this year

thIS IS THE BESTEST SELFIE IN ENTIRE EXISTANCE THIS IS LITERALLY SO AMAZING

lanaisqueen:

cocodasies:

coldice:

ilixr:

f-reska:

vaxpur:

Selfie of the century

Oh my god

A MUST HAVE ON MY BLOG

most beautiful selfie of all time

best thing to happen so far this year

thIS IS THE BESTEST SELFIE IN ENTIRE EXISTANCE THIS IS LITERALLY SO AMAZING

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

yeah-disneygeek:

…so…. sometimes I take snapchats of my dog and… well… yeah. this happens.

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

zeldaux:

it would suck to go to a concert and have the main event show up two hours late because he didn’t feel like turning up.
it would suck to have your hotel vandalized by someone, only to have that person get away with it because he’s a celebrity.
it would suck to be a DJ who was physically assaulted by someone who was mad because you wouldn’t play their music.
it would suck to have your celebrity idol spit on you outside of his hotel room for his own enjoyment.
it would suck to be the owner of a restaurant and have one of your celebrity customers pee in a bucket while he was eating.
it would suck to have your house egged by a celebrity, only to have him get away with it just because he’s a celebrity.
I don’t care who he is, and I don’t care if he’s “judged for every move,” because when it comes down to it, he has committed scores of illegal acts and continuously gets away with it just because he’s famous.
so please, don’t #FreeDaBiebs — just put him in jail and let him rot a while until he realizes that the appropriate way to handle being judged by millions is not to disrespect and possibly endanger other people.

zeldaux:

  • it would suck to go to a concert and have the main event show up two hours late because he didn’t feel like turning up.
  • it would suck to have your hotel vandalized by someone, only to have that person get away with it because he’s a celebrity.
  • it would suck to be a DJ who was physically assaulted by someone who was mad because you wouldn’t play their music.
  • it would suck to have your celebrity idol spit on you outside of his hotel room for his own enjoyment.
  • it would suck to be the owner of a restaurant and have one of your celebrity customers pee in a bucket while he was eating.
  • it would suck to have your house egged by a celebrity, only to have him get away with it just because he’s a celebrity.

I don’t care who he is, and I don’t care if he’s “judged for every move,” because when it comes down to it, he has committed scores of illegal acts and continuously gets away with it just because he’s famous.

so please, don’t #FreeDaBiebs — just put him in jail and let him rot a while until he realizes that the appropriate way to handle being judged by millions is not to disrespect and possibly endanger other people.