Selfie of the century
Oh my god
A MUST HAVE ON MY BLOG
most beautiful selfie of all time
best thing to happen so far this year
thIS IS THE BESTEST SELFIE IN ENTIRE EXISTANCE THIS IS LITERALLY SO AMAZING
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
…so…. sometimes I take snapchats of my dog and… well… yeah. this happens.
a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.
assassination: a nation that is sassy
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
- it would suck to go to a concert and have the main event show up two hours late because he didn’t feel like turning up.
- it would suck to have your hotel vandalized by someone, only to have that person get away with it because he’s a celebrity.
- it would suck to be a DJ who was physically assaulted by someone who was mad because you wouldn’t play their music.
- it would suck to have your celebrity idol spit on you outside of his hotel room for his own enjoyment.
- it would suck to be the owner of a restaurant and have one of your celebrity customers pee in a bucket while he was eating.
- it would suck to have your house egged by a celebrity, only to have him get away with it just because he’s a celebrity.
I don’t care who he is, and I don’t care if he’s “judged for every move,” because when it comes down to it, he has committed scores of illegal acts and continuously gets away with it just because he’s famous.
so please, don’t #FreeDaBiebs — just put him in jail and let him rot a while until he realizes that the appropriate way to handle being judged by millions is not to disrespect and possibly endanger other people.